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A Heart-Warming Christmas Gift
My father, as readers of my book well know, is Mr. Prepared. He has an arsenal of tools at his disposal in case of floods, pyramid schemes, highway auto breakdowns, marauding deer on the lawn, mold, on line ripoffs, squirrels who get into the bird feeder, household accidents, hornet nests, insurance scams, and carbon monoxide poisoning.
So I should not have been surprised to receive this item as a holiday gift:
Why, it's a safety hammer! Dad. You shouldn't have.
On the package, it says THE ULTIMATE ESCAPE TOOL DESIGNED TO GET YOU OUT OF YOUR SEAT BELT AND OUT OF YOUR CAR IN THE EVENT OF A ROADSIDE EMERGENCY. DON'T GET TRAPPED IN YOUR CAR! HAMMER SHATTERS WINDOW! RECESSED RAZOR CUTS SEAT BELT! EASILY MOUNTS INSIDE YOUR CAR OR TRUCK!
Merry Christmas.
